Michael's Dispatches

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Published: Thursday, 14 July 2016 00:52

13 July 2016

by Michael Yon

911: “What is your Emergency?”

Caller: "She's back!"

911: "Who is back?"

Caller: "Shoe Woman!"


911: "What is she doing?"


Caller: "She's here!"


911: "What is she doing?

Caller: "Talking with Yingluck."


911: "What luck?"


Caller: "No! Bad luck!"


911: "What is bad luck?"


Caller: "Yingluck!"


911: "What is Yingluck?"


Caller: "Bad luck!"


911: "Is this a prank? It is illegal to prank 911."


Caller: "This is not a prank! This is an Emergency!"


911: "Shoe Woman is talking to Bad Luck or Ying Luck? What is the emergency?"


Caller: "Shoe Woman is here! That is the emergency!"


911: "Who is Shoe Woman?"


Caller: "She's crazy. She's a Red Farang."


911: "A red fer what?


Caller: "Red Farang."


911: "Sir, I do not understand."


Caller: "Google Michael Yon and Kristie Kenney and shoes"


911: "One moment. I will Google."


911: "OMG!"


Caller: "OMG!"


911: "Lock your doors, barricade yourself. SWAT team is on the way. Stay on the line."

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  Ed Faulkner · 3 years ago

  This is just the kind of humor I needed to begin this Friday with..........

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  TheOldMan · 3 years ago

  If it wasn't for bad luck, I wouldn't have any luck at all!

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  Tommy · 3 years ago

  Michael you do have a comedic side after all ;-)
  
  This is just another example of what happens when you let Communist Progressive Liberal Half-White Trash into the WHITE HOUSE :eek:
  The Obomination tends to coddle and facilitate Communists and Murdering Muslims, NO surprise that he would ignore past grievances with this Communist Coddling Cretin and send her back to Thailand! :sad:

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